Quote #6072
He was as fresh as is the month of May.
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Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
Quote #11291
An atheist is one who hopes the Lord will do nothing to disturb his...
Quote #32895
The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
Quote #21277
Men give me credit for some genius. All the genius I have lies in...
Quote #19093
The shades of night were falling fast,As though an Alpine village passedA youth, who...
Quote #29173
I’m like old wine. They don’t bring me out very often, but I’m well...
Quote #22226
Jerry I am out here for you. You don’t know what it’s like to...
Quote #20545
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody...
Quote #33943
One must ask children and birds how cherries and strawberries taste.