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We Americans know-although others appear to forget-the risk of spreading conflict. We still seek...
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You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements.
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There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing...
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Those who steal from private individuals spend their lives in stocks and chains those...
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A laugh is a smile that bursts.
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Try everything once except incest and folk dancing.
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I don’t pretend to have all the answers. I don’t pretend to even know...
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But wherefore thou alone Wherefore with theeCame not all hell broke loose Is pain...
Quote #3975
Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...