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Be not angry that you cannot make others as you wish them to be,...
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Happiness a good bank account, a good cook and a good digestion.
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There is nothing more corrupting, nothing more destructive of the noblest and finest feelings...
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They say dreams are the windows of the soul–take a peek and you can...
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I say that a man must be certain of his morality for the simple...
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You know what would be the most terrifying thing that could ever happen to...
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I cannot teach you violence, as I do not myself believe in it. I...
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Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan – a Mount Rushmore of incompetence.
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Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.