Quote #2710
Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.
Quote #28341
I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because...
Quote #26845
The children despise their parents until the age of 40, when they suddenly become...
Quote #12734
Generosity is giving more than you can, and pride is taking less than you...
Quote #83
Blame someone else and get on with your life.
Quote #3151
Where desire writhed there stands a stone; the change was sudden and complete.
Quote #5545
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
Quote #27296
I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
Quote #28441
If a man destroys the eye of another man, they shall destroy his eye.
Quote #22968
Though it sounds absurd, it is true to say I felt younger at sixty...