Quote #31781
I think of those who were truly great. The names of those who in...
Quote #1982
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn...
Quote #34868
I know all except myself.
Quote #3235
A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on.
Quote #20896
Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.
Quote #12652
Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire.
Quote #1993
What we call progress is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance.
Quote #11316
Anything that can be done chemically can be done by other means.
Quote #5630
Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid.
Quote #33665
I am an old man, but in many senses a very young man. And...