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How is the Empire?
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Unlike presidential administrations, problems rarely have terminal dates.
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I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It...
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Error reading FAT record. Try the SKINNY one (YN)
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No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.
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The whole of the Bill of Rights is a declaration of the right of...
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Television is simultaneously blamed, often by the same people, for worsening the world and...
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Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those...
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I am an old man and have a great many troubles, But most of...
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Marriage love, honor, and negotiate.