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A healthy family is sacred territory.
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Therefore the people came to Moses, and said, We have sinned, for we have...
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It is a mistake for a taciturn, serious-minded woman to marry a jovial man,...
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I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
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Give me one friend, just one, who meets The needs of all my varying...
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God is not a cosmic bellboy for whom we can press a button to...
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Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
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Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country,...
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Some men see things as they are and ask, ‘why’ I dream things that...
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I feel sorry for people who do not drink. When they wake up in...