Quote #70
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
Quote #11958
Violence is the diplomacy of the incompetent.
Quote #31424
Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that humor excites in those...
Quote #13860
No one can possibly achieve any real and lasting success or “get rich” in...
Quote #10753
Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let...
Quote #28603
Life can be wildly tragic at times, and I’ve had my share. But whatever...
Quote #477
I love children — especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
Quote #3013
Everyone would like to behave like a pagan, with everyone else behaving like a...
Quote #32608
If God did not exist it would be necessary to invent Him. But all...
Quote #28447
Life can be found only in the present moment. The past is gone, the...