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Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be...
Quote #3341
A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly...
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Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin .. it’s the triumphant...
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The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
Quote #17919
The cruelest lies are often told in silence.
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I remember how, in college, I got that part-time job as a circus clown,...
Quote #33828
I have seen the future and it doesn’t work.
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I do not know what I may appear to the world; but to myself...
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A reasonable amount o’ fleas is good fer a dog-keeps him from broodin’ over...
Quote #18879
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to...