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If God lived on earth, people would break his windows.
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Gratitude, like love, is never a dependable international emotion.
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Half the world does not know the joys of wearing cotton underwear. (promoting US...
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Build me a son, O Lord, who will be strong enough to know when...
Quote #20829
If it were done when ’tis done, then ’twere well It were done quickly.
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It’s hard enough to write a good drama, it’s much harder to write a...
Quote #10084
I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and...
Quote #25903
Whatever happened to that old-fashioned Grandpa If he still survives, he must be hiding...
Quote #28317
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to...
Quote #21206
There is as much difference between the counsel that a friend giveth, and that...