Quote #34790
A neurosis is a secret that you don’t know you are keeping.
Quote #13591
A friend is one to whom you can pour out the contents of your...
Quote #24060
A single conversation with a wise man is better than ten years of study.
Quote #33808
There’s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I...
Quote #1951
The best years are the forties; after fifty a man begins to deteriorate, but...
Quote #651
I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five...
Quote #6119
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Quote #32085
I tell people I’m too stupid to know what’s impossible. I have ridiculously large...
Quote #10504
Ignore the awful times, and concentrate on the good ones.
Quote #28007
I know that you think you know what I said. But I’m not sure...