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Nobody is ever met at the airport when beginning a new adventure. It’s just...
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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
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Our test of truth is a reference to either a present or imagined future...
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Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence...
Quote #18463
With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
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The youth gets together his materials to build a bridge to the moon, or,...
Quote #1667
The thing always happens that you really believe in; and the belief in a...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #28074
Any activity that adversely affects society is immoral.
Quote #14183
One man scorned and covered with scars still strove with his last ounce of...