Quote #880
I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise.
Quote #7985
Audacious ribald: your laughter will finish in hideous boredom before morning.
Quote #19815
Where we love is home, home that our feet may leave, but not our...
Quote #29965
It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you...
Quote #13824
“He means well” is useless unless he does well.
Quote #3628
Science would be ruined if (like sports) it were to put competition above everything...
Quote #10995
Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.
Quote #31344
Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
Quote #526
The world wants to be cheated. So cheat.
Quote #2540
He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected...