Quote #1299
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
Quote #8619
About the time we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
Quote #26639
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
Quote #25744
Sometimes the child in one behaves a certain way and the rest of oneself...
Quote #27061
Obedience keeps the rules. Love knows when to break them.
Quote #16498
The most important things to say are those which often I did not think...
Quote #5781
If I were to wish for anything, I should not wish for wealth and...
Quote #4472
I call a fig a fig, a spade a spade.
Quote #28203
You know what would make a good story Something about a clown who makes...
Quote #25410
If women are expected to do the same work as men, we must teach...