Quote #14075
Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did.
Quote #19722
To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.
Quote #24860
Life is a joke. The only way to survive it is to find the...
Quote #3847
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn...
Quote #14671
Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
Quote #13303
Sometimes old things need to go away. That way, we have room for the...
Quote #26384
If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t, either.
Quote #22495
I let the American people down.
Quote #10144
I have never seen the slightest scientific proof of the religious idea of heaven...
Quote #28906
Both tears and sweat are salty, but they render a different result. Tears will...