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Life is like a piano… what you get out of it depends on how...
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There’s a shot up the alley. Oh, it’s just foul.
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Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him...
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If you go to a costume party at your boss’s house, wouldn’t you think...
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A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the...
Quote #1913
A plan is just a tangent vector on the manifold of reality.
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America was not built on fear. America was built on courage, on imagination, and...
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What is life It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It...
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I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your...