Quote #647
Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.
Quote #16244
God is a thing that thinks.
Quote #34861
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
Quote #19841
Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance...
Quote #16704
Best be yourself, imperial, plain and true
Quote #26503
If you wait for the perfect moment when all is safe and assured, it...
Quote #26105
Monotony is the awful reward of the careful.
Quote #10587
It has never been my object to record my dreams, just to realize them.
Quote #28230
There should be a detective show called ‘Johnny Monkey,’ because every week you could...
Quote #2607
Crude, immoral, vulgar and senseless.