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Slump I ain’t in no slump… I just ain’t hitting.
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Television has raised writing to a new low.
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By a curious confusion, many modern critics have passed from the proposition that a...
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Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other...
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A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to comprehend his cleverness,...
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From lightest words sometimes the direst quarrel springs.
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To dare to live alone is the rarest courage since there are many who...
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I know a mother-in-law who sleeps with her glasses on, the better to see...
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It is a curious thing… that every creed promises a paradise which will be...
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Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my...