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This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those...
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I found one day in school a boy of medium size ill-treating a smaller...
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
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It is better to think too much, than to think too little
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Funny how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly...
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One that hath wine as a chain about his wits, such a one lives...
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One thing about my Aunt Nadie She was gruff on the outside, but if...
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Man is the only animal whose desires increase as they are fed; the only...
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Never date a woman you can hear ticking.
Quote #8457
People say they love truth, but in reality they want to believe that which...