Quote #3980
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Quote #24257
A man’s ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties...
Quote #941
Your food stamps will be stopped effective March, 1992, because we received notice that...
Quote #28524
We need programs that will teach athletes how to spell ‘jump shot’ rather than...
Quote #27224
If anyone attempts to hall down the American flag shoot him on the spot.
Quote #2710
Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.
Quote #24008
Charlie You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it’s called F-You. It’s...
Quote #10946
Hell has no benefits, only torture.
Quote #20681
The definition of a beautiful woman is one who loves me.
Quote #9370
Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead...