Quote #11032
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
Quote #31271
The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
Quote #9335
Personality can open doors, but only character can keep them open.
Quote #5611
People find life entirely too time-consuming.
Quote #19627
The modern conservative is engaged in one of man’s oldest exercises in moral philosophy...
Quote #30995
Man stands in his own shadow and wonders why it’s dark.
Quote #6735
Literature is news that stays news.
Quote #25321
Literature … is the rediscovery of childhood.
Quote #32679
Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds...
Quote #24473
Sympathy constitutes friendship but in love there is a sort of antipathy, or opposing...