Quote #28234
Today I accidentally stepped on a snail on the sidewalk in front of our...
Quote #8096
Honesty is for the most part, less profitable than dishonesty.
Quote #19595
To know that you do not know is the best. To pretend to know...
Quote #18540
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was...
Quote #26927
We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.
Quote #2270
I do not know myself, and God forbid that I should.
Quote #8266
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
Quote #3714
It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker,...
Quote #4085
If people let government decide what foods they eat and what medicines they take,...
Quote #13643
Never eat more than you can lift.