Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28248 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28406 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you’re at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don’t like the stuffing or the...
Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr. Quote #3945 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
Joey Bishop Quote #33511 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open...
Friedrich Nietzsche Quote #11730 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 How good bad music and bad reasons sound when one marches against an enemy!
Ralph Waldo Emerson Quote #16922 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 A true friend is somebody who can make us do what we can.
Henry Louis Mencken Quote #266 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 For every problem, there is one solution which is simple, neat and wrong.
Judy Garland Quote #20207 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It...