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Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm...
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If you’re at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don’t like the stuffing or the...
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Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
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Comedy is acting out optimism.
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Nature does nothing uselessly.
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Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open...
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How good bad music and bad reasons sound when one marches against an enemy!
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A true friend is somebody who can make us do what we can.
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For every problem, there is one solution which is simple, neat and wrong.
Quote #20207
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It...