Quote #489
God is love, but get it in writing.
Quote #30030
One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting...
Quote #7350
A word to the wise is enough.
Quote #15529
Money never starts an idea; it is the idea that starts the money.
Quote #24657
Accident counts for much in companionship, as in marriage.
Quote #6914
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #31866
Experience a comb life gives you after you lose your hair.
Quote #8488
Poor Mexico – so far from God and so close to the United States.
Quote #15880
Before every action ask yourself. Will this bring more monkeys on my back. Will...
Quote #29574
Grief can’t be shared. Everyone carries it alone, his own burdens, his own way.