Quote #7231
Nothing emboldens sin so much as mercy.
Quote #16332
The biggest shortage of all is the shortage of common sense.
Quote #29513
Life is too serious to be taken seriously.
Quote #33769
If you want to be respected by others the great thing is to respect...
Quote #24519
They can expect nothing but their labour for their pains.
Quote #31824
Civilization has been thrust upon me… and it has not added one whit to...
Quote #5640
I know nothing about sex because I was always married.
Quote #28433
I think Superman and Santa Claus are actually the same guy, and I’ll tell...
Quote #15819
If the riches of the Indies, or the crowns of all the kingdom of...
Quote #10130
The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to...