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As a nation we are dedicated to keeping physically fit and parking as close...
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The white, the Hispanic, the black, the Arab, the Jew, the woman, the Native...
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What do you take me for, an idiot
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I am not sure exactly what heaven will be like, but I don’t know...
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When defeat comes, accept it as a signal that your plans are not sound,...
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If you ever go temporarily insane, don’t shoot somebody, like a lot of people...
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If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
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The computer programmer is a creator of universes for which he alone is responsible....
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Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out.
Quote #13482
It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.