Quote #11975
English is the easiest language to speak badly.
Quote #28349
I remember how the other kids used to say that old Mister Swenson was...
Quote #6305
Nothing is as simple as we hope it will be.
Quote #26103
You can’t make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you’re...
Quote #23020
You’re searching, Joe, for things that don’t exist I mean beginnings. Ends and beginnings-there...
Quote #6816
There exist only three beings worthy of respect: the priest, the soldier, the poet....
Quote #16592
Organized crime constitutes nothing less than a guerilla war against society.
Quote #33609
Do not judge men by mere appearances for the light laughter that bubbles on...
Quote #5514
We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
Quote #1496
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to...