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Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates… When...
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I say, thou mad March hare.
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All men are born with a nose and ten fingers, but no one was...
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Sunday: A day given over by Americans to wishing they were dead and in...
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Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.
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Find a job you like and you add five days to every week.
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But each day brings its petty dust Our soon-chok’d souls to fill, And we...
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His mother called such people ignorant and superstitious, but his father only shook his...
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Fear makes us feel our humanity.
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Money is the root of all evil, but the foliage is fascinating.