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Satire is focused bitterness.
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As I sit I see a dove And think of our deep, dear true...
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When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of...
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A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
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Talents are best nurtured in solitude character is best formed in the stormy billows...
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I feel like I can handle a lot of things. I can handle a...
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Jealousy – that dragon which slays love under the pretense of keeping it alive.
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We first make our habits, and then our habits make us.
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But groundless hope, like unconditional love, is the only kind worth having.