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One of the things that has helped me as much as any other, is...
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It is just the little touches after the average man would quit that make...
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Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to...
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The secret of happiness is to admire without desiring. And that is not happiness.
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Dear Mary: We all knew you had it in you.
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He is not laughed at who laughs at himself first.