Quote #15258
Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth – a sense of humor.
Quote #637
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Quote #25211
Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories — those that don’t work,...
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #3439
Goodnight
Quote #31897
How vain is learning unless intelligence go with it.
Quote #4968
Pray you now, forget and forgive.
Quote #13626
The right to be let alone is indeed the beginning of all freedom.
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It is not possible to fight beyond your strength, even if you strive.
Quote #4703
Iron rusts from disue; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes...