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If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
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I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years...
Quote #3779
The two most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
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In the life of children there are two very clear-cut phases, before and after...
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Our credulity is greatest concerning the things we know least about. And since we...
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The person who knows how will always have a job. The person who knows...
Quote #10317
No tyranny is so irksome as petty tyranny: the officious demands of policemen, government...
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Poetry is the record of the best and happiest moments of the happiest and...
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Nothing worth doing is completed in our lifetime; therefore, we must be saved by...
Quote #2432
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked...