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Myself when young did eagerly frequent Doctor and Saint, and heard great Argument About...
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In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...
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People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.
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A static hero is a public liability. Progress grows out of motion.
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Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
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Millions of spiritual creatures walk the earth Unseen, both when we wake and when...
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The finest inheritance you can give to a child is to allow it to...
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It is not funny that anything else should fall down only that a man...
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Do not always assume the other fellow has intelligence equal to yours. He may...
Quote #18925
He is a self-made man, very much in love with his creator.