Quote #595
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their pedestals.
Quote #20745
I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters,...
Quote #2463
An income tax form is like a laundry list — either way you lose...
Quote #22451
One drink is just right two is too many three are too few.
Quote #9054
In every bit of honest writing in the world, there is a base theme....
Quote #9779
During the Second World War, the Germans took four years to build the Atlantic...
Quote #16660
I have one yardstick by which I test every major problem-and that yardstick is...
Quote #3562
The only mystery about the cat is why it ever decided to become a...
Quote #21692
Laws are partly formed for the sake of good men, in order to instruct...
Quote #2703
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.