Quote #33116
I’ve learned that you can’t have everything and do everything at the same time.
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Arguments out of a pretty mouth are unanswerable.
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I...
Quote #13656
The only man who never makes a mistake is the man who never does...
Quote #5496
In the absences of a decent time machine, fiction remains the most sturdy vehicle...
Quote #29446
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn’t...
Quote #29682
God writes the gospel not in the Bible alone, but on trees, and flowers,...
Quote #26392
Censor a self-appointed snoophound who sticks his nose in other people’s business.
Quote #20584
There are few sorrows, however poignant, in which a good income is of no...
Quote #23209
Man is fed with fables through life, and leaves it in the belief he...