Quote #28259
Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
Quote #28279
I hope they never find out that lightning has a lot of vitamins in...
Quote #23310
The White House is the leakiest place I’ve ever been in. (On special measures...
Quote #1268
A mind once stretched by a new idea never regains its original dimension.
Quote #27346
I felt like poisoning a monk.
Quote #17398
Our friends show us what we can do our enemies teach us what we...
Quote #19153
Cannot find REALITY.SYS…Universe Halted.
Quote #32455
The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn’t being said.
Quote #20943
Oh, that way madness lies let me shun that.
Quote #5215
I still find each day to short for all the thoughts I want to...