Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28319 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Sometimes I think I’d be better off dead. No, wait. Not me, you.
Johann von Goethe Quote #17422 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 One must ask children and birds how cherries and strawberries taste.
Fyodor Dostoevski Quote #10180 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 There is only one thing that I dread: not to be worthy of my...
Isadora Duncan, The Sensational Life of Isadora Duncan Quote #9546 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 No flower of art ever fully blossomed save it was nourished by tears of...
Alfred E. Neuman, The Half-Wit and Wisdom of Alfred E. Neuman (MAD magazine) Quote #5039 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 We live in a world where lemonade is made from aritificial flavoring and furniture...
George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman (1903) "Maxims for Revolutionists" Quote #14568 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying...
Buddy Hackett Quote #28099 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices take it, or leave...
Horace, Odes Quote #4543 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 In adversity remember to keep an even mind.
Victor Hugo Quote #9367 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart.
Pioneer Motto Quote #5541 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Fix it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without.