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If you’re at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don’t like the stuffing or the...
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Old programmers never die. They just can’t C as well.
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Only grown-ups have difficulty with childproof bottles.
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Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities.
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The anatomical juxtaposition of 2 orbicularis oris muscles in a state of contraction.
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We enjoy warmth because we have been cold. We appreciate light because we have...
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Many receive advice, few profit by it.
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I dreamed a thousand new paths. . . I woke and walked my old...
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He who sees the truth, let him proclaim it, without asking who is for...