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A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
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It was, of course, a lie what you read about my religious convictions, a...
Quote #200
We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a...
Quote #1290
Only enemies speak the truth; friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web...
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If you’re at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don’t like the stuffing or the...
Quote #2847
In heaven all the interesting people are missing.
Quote #16024
The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.
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He who speaks the truth must have one foot in the stirrup.
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The ideas I stand for are not mine. I borrowed them from Socrates. I...
Quote #22258
Happiness, that grand mistress of the ceremonies in the dance of life, impels us...