Quote #28042
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
Quote #20488
What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet...
Quote #13433
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
Quote #14421
Delay always breeds danger and to protract a great design is often to ruin...
Quote #4604
Let no one be willing to speak ill of the absent.
Quote #14661
They that will not be counseled, cannot be helped. If you do not hear...
Quote #3816
I have a cat named Trash. In the current political climate it would seem...
Quote #28934
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he...
Quote #8840
Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
Quote #8997
We are able to laugh when we achieve detachment, if only for a moment.