Quote #12558
I am a man of principle, and one of my basic principles is flexibility.
Quote #6560
America, why are your libraries full of tears?
Quote #8138
Common sense and sense of humor are the same thing moving at different speeds....
Quote #22487
It’s a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you...
Quote #8813
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going...
Quote #9505
People might not get all they work for in this world, but they must...
Quote #14516
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
Quote #15217
To feel “fit as a fiddle” you must tone down your middle.
Quote #32330
What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying...
Quote #4584
One needs to be slow to form convictions, but once formed they must be...