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My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she...
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Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung...
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Experience: A comb life gives you after you lose your hair.
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A family, although not a necessity, is the ultimate luxury.
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To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides.
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Canst thou bind the sweet influences of Pleiades, or loose the bands of Orion
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To be matter of fact about the world is to blunder into fantasy —...
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When there is a lack of honor in government, the morals of the whole...
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Pat Healy Those goofy bastards are about the best thing I’ve got going.
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Never part without loving words to think of during your absence. It may be...