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There’s two heads to every coin.
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CandyIs dandyBut liquorIs quicker.
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Common sense and sense of humor are the same thing moving at different speeds....
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If not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.
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Plan like you will live forever, live like you will die tomorrow.
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When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found...
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Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
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Economics is war pursued by other means.
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If you paint in your mind a picture of bright and happy expectations, you...
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Experience suggests it doesn’t matter so much how you got here, as what you...