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Where you tend a rose, my lad, a thistle may not grow.
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The determined scholar and the man of virtue will not seek to live at...
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If I had as much make-up on as he did, I’d have looked younger,...
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What is the difference between unethical and ethical advertising? Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to...
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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my...
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I never wanted to be the biggest guy. I just wanted to be the...
Quote #9918
Trees like to have kids climb on them, but trees are much bigger than...
Quote #13933
Ability is of little account without opportunity.
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Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let’s say you’re an astronaut...
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Your food stamps will be stopped effective March, 1992, because we received notice that...