Quote #218
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
Quote #19470
Shyness has a strange element of narcissism, a belief that how we look, how...
Quote #33181
Different men seek after happiness in different ways and by different means, and so...
Quote #11811
Physics is to math what sex is to masturbation.
Quote #632
Bureaucrats write memoranda both because they appear to be busy when they are writing...
Quote #30992
There is nothing hidden between Heaven and Earth.
Quote #18680
Every charitable act is a stepping stone toward heaven.
Quote #2137
All religions are founded on the fear of the many and the cleverness of...
Quote #28285
Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The...
Quote #18947
What we anticipate seldom occurs what we least expected generally happens.