Quote #31344
Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
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Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you...
Quote #5691
To be a book-collector is to combine the worst characteristics of a dope fiend...
Quote #29972
Conscience is the inner voice that warns us that someone might be looking.
Quote #23093
I live in the crowds of jollity, not so much to enjoy company as...
Quote #10965
If you are idle, be not solitary. If you are solitary, be not idle.
Quote #11150
A closed mind is a good thing to lose.
Quote #23764
All of the books in the world contain no more information than is broadcast...
Quote #14734
Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell...
Quote #13099
For blessings ever wait on virtuous deeds, And though a late, a sure reward...