Quote #3944
If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself...
Quote #11991
Let your heart give you joy in all the days of your life.
Quote #15434
The average person living to age 70 has 613,000 hours of life. This is...
Quote #559
The trouble with America is that there are far too many wide-open spaces surrounded...
Quote #23169
Don’t stay long when the husband is not at home.
Quote #1028
For four-fifths of our history, our planet was populated by pond scum.
Quote #28378
I’d like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes...
Quote #30978
There wouldn’t be such a thing as counterfeit gold if there were no real...
Quote #1872
Sex education classes in our public schools are promoting incest.
Quote #3461
The secret of being boring is to say everything.