Quote #29127
God writes a lot of comedy the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many...
Quote #6124
The world tolerates conceit from those who are successful, but not from anybody else.
Quote #3902
It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of...
Quote #2108
Optimism is the content of small men in high places.
Quote #19141
A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages.
Quote #1685
He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh.
Quote #9518
Every man who is not a monster, mathematician or a mad philosopher, is the...
Quote #8389
I cannot conceive otherwise than that He, the Infinite Father, expects or requires no...
Quote #1255
The ultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.
Quote #34010
Is there life before death