Quote #28381
If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror,...
Quote #1582
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
Quote #20371
The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from...
Quote #19139
Never assume, for it makes an ASS out of U and ME.
Quote #4894
The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.
Quote #15822
Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
Quote #12780
Great minds have purposes, others have wishes.
Quote #1739
To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid; you must...
Quote #34768
What are man and woman if not members of two very different and warring...
Quote #13357
This is why I loved the support groups so much. If people thought you...