Quote #23529
Lloyd Hey, I guess they’re right senior citizens although slow and dangerous behind the...
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I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but...
Quote #28441
If a man destroys the eye of another man, they shall destroy his eye.
Quote #31505
We can be negative and cynical or we can be charged and hot wired...
Quote #28433
I think Superman and Santa Claus are actually the same guy, and I’ll tell...
Quote #26721
Last night’s homer was Willie Stargell’s 399th career home run, leaving him one shy...
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Warning signs that lover is bored: 1. Passionless kisses 2. Frequent sighing 3. Moved,...
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My main mistake was to have made an ancient people advance by forced marches...
Quote #23560
No one wants advice — only corroboration.
Quote #28253
In weightlifting, I don’t think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.